Country Life Lover Gifts

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Growing up/growing out.

"Shall we tell her?" Cow has 'hide' stuck into her knickers.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Damn!

'Is she having a particularly severe contraction, Doctor?'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"If this ain't a health farm, you tell me what is!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'.. and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

It was an impulse buy.

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

When rednecks and techies network.

Next time we see Farmer Pickles with scissors and reams of sticky tape, we stampede!

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

An equestrian warning a child.

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Cities are springing up everywhere these days: I'd better move away if I want to remain a Country Mouse...'

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

A duck

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Cow and Milk

'Her weight loss is our gain!'

'Don't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now.'

Frank, you're partly cut out of this picture! Kids these days know their gadgets but nothing about where food comes from. I hired a kid to work on the farm and that photo is what I got when he heard the word "crop."

"It's for you."

A Man Riding A Horse Home.

The Scenic Route