Country Life Fan Gifts

Horse Play.

"That was definitely mine."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.

"Sure, my ear-tag says I'm "WRDC1796DLA00175", but the farmer lovingly refers to me as "Buttercup"..."

"Moooooon!"

'Skim milk.'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'

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Have you been drinking?

'I repeat, these country bumpkins appear to understand our language.'

"You'll have to excuse them. They're the laughing stock of the farm."

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'

Woman walking in the wind

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman