Country Life Aficionado Gifts

'Your silo or mine?'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"I wasn't concentrating, I was listening to the Archers"

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

Musical Cows

"Of course it's an eyesore, it's a sty."

'I guess the world IS going to the dogs.'

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.

Drunk redneck shot a cow.

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

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Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

Man an Women out ridinghunting

A farm worker taking advantage of his landlord who is in a hurry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."