Country Living Aficionado Gifts

Caution! Heavy Load!

"It's all about the milk."

"You're famous, Angus."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Man Mistakes Donkey for Burglars.

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

Last Chance for Everything.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.