Country Living Aficionado Pillows

Caution! Heavy Load!

"It's all about the milk."

"You're famous, Angus."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Man Mistakes Donkey for Burglars.

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

Playing pig

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Last Chance for Everything.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.