Country Living Afficionado Pillows

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field