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"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

Playing pig

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'