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Home Sweet Second Home.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Clandestine cows.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Cattle show Week.