"He's allergic to pond water."
Country Life Connoisseur T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that captures the spirit of country living with humor and style. Perfect for outdoor adventures or casual days, these shirts celebrate the rural life loved by your connoisseur.
"Black or white, Vicar?"
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
French wine
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."
High Riders of the Old West
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Farmer and FIsherman
Playing pig
Get on with it!
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
Farmers' Warnings.
"Relax. They're just crows."
'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
"You're famous, Angus."
Cow and Milk
About time!
"That was definitely mine."
'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'
An English Gold Field
'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'
'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'
Home Sweet Second Home.
FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING
Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.
Country Life Connoisseur T-Shirts Collection
Country Life Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of country life connoisseur mugs for humorous and charming designs that celebrate rural living with every sip.
Country Life Connoisseur Pillows
Relax with our cozy pillows that celebrate the rural lifestyle. Comfortable and charming, they make perfect gifts for country living enthusiasts.
Country Life Connoisseur Prints
Brighten up any room with our country life connoisseur prints. Capture the rustic beauty and humor of rural life with artwork that delights and inspires.