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"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

A fox hunter is thrown by horse as fox watches from a hedge.

'It's got all the original features.'

Nice six-pack!

Sheep's Road Crossing

Miserable horse looking at fat woman who is heading straight for him.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

Crop Walk.

Chicken House.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

Playing pig

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

A day in the life of a cow.

'Hmm, an unreconstructed farmer.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wordilly Durdillies - Folk law

Cow Tennis Players

'I can see you!'

Livestock cart.

American Gothic.

'Hey dude.i'm going out cruisin' for chicks! Wanna come?' 'YEAAAH! Cool man!' 'Here chicky! Herrre chicky,chicky,chicky!...'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Do you know why I pulled your udder?"

"He's either the dumbest sheep I ever saw, or the world's biggest optimist."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"