Country Life Appreciators T-Shirts

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.