Country Life Appreciators Mugs

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.