Country Life Connoisseur Mugs

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Playing pig

Get on with it!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.