Countryside Connoisseur Mugs

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You're famous, Angus."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Just in time

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Car Journey.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell