Countryside Connoisseur Mugs

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Migrating cows.

"You're famous, Angus."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Tree Squirrel

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Car Journey.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time