Countryside Enthusiast Mugs

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Bloomin' moths!

What Jeff doesn't know is they're not grapes he's about to pick!

'Good news, the weather forecast for tomorrow shows heavy rain: It's very likely the planned fox-hunt will be cancelled...'

I love hillwalking

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

'Well, since the ban on fox hunting was enforced, it's only natural that you should feel that you aren't getting enough attention.'

Scarecrow

Meanwhile in deepest Somerset...

Dog Gate Accident

Community Centre Signpost.

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Don't you love the solitude of the countryside.'

Lady of the lakes.

I'm a Grasstafarian!

Hunting

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field