Countryside Lover Mugs

Lord of the Manor.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Shooting in Ireland

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

The Farmyard

A Perfect Cure

An obviously Absurd Question

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'The commute home is much faster.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

Walkers

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Home Sweet Second Home.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Scenic Route

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Horse Clean-up