Countryside Lover Mugs

Lord of the Manor.

Shooting in Ireland

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

The Farmyard

A Perfect Cure

An obviously Absurd Question

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'The commute home is much faster.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

Walkers

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

It was an impulse buy.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"