Country Life Admirers Mugs

'Go ahead...make my hay!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Caution this hill is dangerous.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Please Drove Carefully.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Playing pig

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Leadership training.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Herb's from Texas."

"You're famous, Angus."