Country Life Lovers Mugs

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

'Simpler Times Ahead'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Playing pig

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk