Country Life Lovers Gifts

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

'Simpler Times Ahead'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

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Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

"Herb's from Texas."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'