Country Living Lover Gifts

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Small, medium or large?'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'

The Farmer

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'We can't afford the two property lifestyle'

Farm Business.

'For taxes, bad weather, rising expenses, etc.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."