Country Living Gifts

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Come on guys, I think I saw him go that way!'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by 'our plaice in the country'?'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Country Bumpkin.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A Farmer's Favourite Sheep

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

Bear using an ATM machine.

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

'Did you want me, boss?'

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

When rednecks and techies network.

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

"I like friut flies!"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"Well, well. Look who's back from trying to make it in the big city."

What Jeff doesn't know is they're not grapes he's about to pick!

Bloomin' moths!

Redneck Pregnancy Test

Caution! Heavy Load!