Country Homes Gifts

The need for Tweed

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Herb's from Texas."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia