Country Home Aficionado Gifts

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"