Country Living Enthusiast Gifts

Horse accidents

Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.

Urban bumkins

Different types of bird folk.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Now we wait for the show to begin!

Down on the farm

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!