Country Home Enthusiast Gifts

The need for Tweed

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"You're famous, Angus."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Last Chance for Everything.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Clandestine cows.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"I like friut flies!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."