Country Home Enthusiast Mugs

The need for Tweed

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You're famous, Angus."

About time!

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Last Chance for Everything.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Clandestine cows.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I like friut flies!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."