Country House Aficionados Mugs

Train back from Glyndebourne.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Pastoral Choirs

"Get the flock out of here!"

The Rudges' peaceful home

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Deer Smells Budweiser.

Horse accidents

Now we wait for the show to begin!

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Musical Cows

"It's all about the milk."

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Proud parent praise their child

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'