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Train back from Glyndebourne.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

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For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Pastoral Choirs

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

The Rudges' peaceful home

Deer Smells Budweiser.

Horse accidents

Musical Cows

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Now we wait for the show to begin!

"It's all about the milk."

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Proud parent praise their child

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.