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Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

About time!

An English Gold Field

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

A Bubble of Countryside.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'