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A Bubble of Countryside.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

An English Gold Field

A Gated Community.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

The Snowcow

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Maple syrup and milk collection.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Horse accidents

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Water from a tap forming a dog.