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A Bubble of Countryside.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Snowcow

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Horse accidents

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."