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'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Farmers' Warnings.

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cow and Milk

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.