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'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Farmers' Warnings.

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Cow and Milk

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Horse Clean-up

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.