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"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

A Bubble of Countryside.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."