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Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Pastoral Choirs

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'I love you guys!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's the night life-like?

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Caution - Poet at work

Scarecrow

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Bloomin' moths!

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'