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Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Farmers' Warnings.

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'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."