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Last Day of Winter

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!

"They'd better not try to stuff me full of electronics."

Pastoral Choirs

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.

"We're moving back out to the country."

"My wife wants suede for her birthday. You have any leather cows for sale?"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.