Country Life Enthusiasts Mugs

Last Day of Winter

'I was just thinking how nice it would be, supping a pint of 'Huntsman's ale' in the 'Fox and Hounds' right now.'

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!

"They'd better not try to stuff me full of electronics."

Pastoral Choirs

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.

"We're moving back out to the country."

"My wife wants suede for her birthday. You have any leather cows for sale?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."