Country Life Aficionados Mugs

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Starbutts.

'Here he comes with his lousy tetracycline.'

Deer Smells Budweiser.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.