Country Life Aficionados Pillows

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Starbutts.

'Here he comes with his lousy tetracycline.'

Deer Smells Budweiser.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Playing pig

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'