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A cow shopping for a cow bell

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Playing pig

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cow and Milk

"You're famous, Angus."