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"Get the flock out of here!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

French wine

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"That was definitely mine."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Last Chance for Everything.

Clandestine cows.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.