Country Living Fans Pillows

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Playing pig

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"That was definitely mine."

Clandestine cows.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Last Chance for Everything.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.