Country Living Lovers Pillows

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'What we got here is a round pig in a square hole.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

High Riders of the Old West

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Clandestine cows.

Last Chance for Everything.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"