Country Living Lovers Gifts

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'What we got here is a round pig in a square hole.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Cow and Milk

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

About time!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

Last Chance for Everything.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'