Countryside Lovers Gifts

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'I love you guys!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Pastoral Choirs

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'What's the night life-like?

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Scarecrow

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Caution - Poet at work

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Bloomin' moths!

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'