Country Lover Gifts

Hitchhikers

'What's the night life-like?

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Rus in Urbe.

The dear delights of Britain's summer fields. - Over the style - Haymaking

OK Yah!

"Yes I know now that the commute is worthwhile."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm what they call a rural sexual."

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

About time!