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Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route