Country Life Lover Pillows

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Damn!

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Is she having a particularly severe contraction, Doctor?'

"If this ain't a health farm, you tell me what is!"

"Shall we tell her?" Cow has 'hide' stuck into her knickers.

When rednecks and techies network.

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

'.. and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

It was an impulse buy.

Next time we see Farmer Pickles with scissors and reams of sticky tape, we stampede!

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Is that a new watch?"

Horse Clean-up

Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1

The Scenic Route

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

"Come on Earl – forget about the office and let's go find some cows."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

An equestrian warning a child.

A Man Riding A Horse Home.

A Hunter Has A Problem Shooting.

Farmers discuss telegraph poles

Pleasure vs Appetite.

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Intersting to Ornitholigists

B.S.E., Foot and Mouth, CJD....