Country Life Enjoyer Pillows

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Retirement Woes.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

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About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'