Country Life Enthusiast Pillows

About time!

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"You're in my spot!"

Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"I've never trusted cows."

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

'Isn't the smell of the countryside just wonderful?'

Keep off the grass

''The Farm Report' will not be seen tonight because all the farms in our viewing area have been subdivided by developers.'

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm doing a survey of regional speech, and I was wondering if the folks around here have some special words for net-asst value, arbitrage and general equity fund."

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'Now where did i leave that needle?' Haystacks. One more reason junkies hardly ever hang out in the country.

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

"I think I've just worked out the reason why we don't sit like this..!"

Never give your cattle access to the farm photocopier.

An English Gold Field

Man Tries To Teach Horse To Jump.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

'I'm designed to go off-road.'

'Down on the farm!'

"Do you have to work from home?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'Don't tell me... you're from Nevada, right?'