Country Enthusiast Pillows

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Country worm. City Worm

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Urban Squirrels

'When Blair goes to the country - I'll be ready.'

I'd like to go on a merit based pay system.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"You're in the country. What did you think I would be driving?"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!