Country Life Enthusiast Prints

About time!

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"You're in my spot!"

Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"I've never trusted cows."

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

'Isn't the smell of the countryside just wonderful?'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Keep off the grass

"I'm doing a survey of regional speech, and I was wondering if the folks around here have some special words for net-asst value, arbitrage and general equity fund."

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

''The Farm Report' will not be seen tonight because all the farms in our viewing area have been subdivided by developers.'

Madonna finally decided to settle down, buy a farm and raise a few eyebrows.

"I think I've just worked out the reason why we don't sit like this..!"

Never give your cattle access to the farm photocopier.

An English Gold Field

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

Man Tries To Teach Horse To Jump.

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

'Now where did i leave that needle?' Haystacks. One more reason junkies hardly ever hang out in the country.

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

Farmer and FIsherman

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

"Is the meal to Madam's satisfaction?"

Cow-in-a-Can!

Villagers

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